February 2012
1 post
“We carry gift certificates.” Well they’re not very heavy. Why are...”
November 2011
1 post
“Shoot! I have your mother’s socks in my pocket!”
– Riha (Kenny’s wife), to Kenny
February 2011
2 posts
“Daytona 500? There’s been that many?
[later] Your mama’s so old...”
“I can appreciate a good dick.”
May 2010
1 post
“Some girls deserve to be punched. My ex… I beamed her in the back with a...”
February 2010
1 post
“[Referring to grilled chicken strips] They should just call it “gay...”
December 2009
2 posts
Ryan: I should be in the finals.
Kenny: Aww. Clink, clink, clink. Hear that? It's the world's smallest tambourine.
Ryan: It says, "Giants for Life."
Kenny: A pro-life Giants shirt? That could be great! "Think of all the joy the Giants can bring you. An unborn fetus can't do that!"
November 2009
6 posts
Ryan: I dunno. My stomach isn't hungry but my mind is.
Kenny: Then feed your MIND with KNOWLEDGE, Ryan! The fuck are you talking about!?
“Some girl hurt her thumb, but the circumstances were really shady. You have to...”
“I saw a commercial for the Taco Bell gordita the other day, and I wanted to eat...”
“Would you rather take a bullet in the head or a dick in the ass? Either way,...”
“Bud Light tastes like cancer. Can we all just admit that cancer tastes bad?...”
“Remember when Corey Lidell died? I had wished that the Yankees’ plane...”
October 2009
2 posts
“Yeah we have a strong door but I have a strong right leg. *makes kicking motion*...”
“I don’t care about shower curtains. When I shower, water can go all over...”
September 2009
4 posts
“Why does Afif’s car smell like Dunkaroos? There are no kangaroos in here....”
“I bet Brandon Jacobs rapes Corey Webster in the shower.”
“I bet Mark Sanchez has a bigger cock, but Eli has one more ring.”
“Remember when Steve McNair played with broken ribs? And also when he got shot?”