Some girl hurt her thumb, but the circumstances were really shady. You have to assume she was fingering Randy Moss’s ass.
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Would you rather take a bullet in the head or a dick in the ass? Either way, I’d rather die than give a blow job. All you have to do to get fucked in the ass is exist. To give a blow job, you have to have technique.
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Bud Light tastes like cancer. Can we all just admit that cancer tastes bad? Cause it’s an awful thing.
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Remember when Corey Lidell died? I had wished that the Yankees’ plane crashed. I have to stop wishing for things. I didn’t know I had powers.
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I don’t care about shower curtains. When I shower, water can go all over the place for all I care.
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