Shoot! I have your mother’s socks in my pocket!
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| — | Riha (Kenny’s wife), to Kenny |
Some girls deserve to be punched. My ex… I beamed her in the back with a Dr. Pepper. It was one of the greatest feelings of my life.
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Ryan: I should be in the finals.
Kenny: Aww. Clink, clink, clink. Hear that? It's the world's smallest tambourine.
Ryan: It says, "Giants for Life."
Kenny: A pro-life Giants shirt? That could be great! "Think of all the joy the Giants can bring you. An unborn fetus can't do that!"
Ryan: I dunno. My stomach isn't hungry but my mind is.
Kenny: Then feed your MIND with KNOWLEDGE, Ryan! The fuck are you talking about!?
Some girl hurt her thumb, but the circumstances were really shady. You have to assume she was fingering Randy Moss’s ass.
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Would you rather take a bullet in the head or a dick in the ass? Either way, I’d rather die than give a blow job. All you have to do to get fucked in the ass is exist. To give a blow job, you have to have technique.
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Bud Light tastes like cancer. Can we all just admit that cancer tastes bad? Cause it’s an awful thing.
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